"The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic." - Patsy Stone

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About meEdit

I'm a 21 year old "gothic" male. I play alot of video games and watch alot of TV shows, but very rarely on TV lol. I have a very obsessive and addictive personality, so I don't do or like thinks a little bit, it's always BIG. I keep 4 Giant African Land Snails as pets, though they're only a few months old they're bigger than normal garden snails. I use so many Wikia's that going into detail gets rather repetitive so suffice to say, I love Shameless and have followed it from the very beginning, I miss Kev, Veronica and Fiona but I love having Kelly around properly and Micky is just pure 100% sex!! I'm damn upset that he left :( I'm a real Horror/Sci-Fi nerd at heart. My favorite TV shows, other than Shameless include:

• Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Can't believe they canceled it when they did!! Bring it back!
• Absolutely Fabulous
• Angel
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Charmed
• Dollhouse - Excellent and underated, unfortunately canceled for lack of ratings but got to have a real ending unlike TSCC.
• Dead Like Me
• The X-Files
• Desperate Housewives - Yeah, I know, random eh?
• Spaced - Brilliant show, the brain child of Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes (nee Stevenson) before Shaun of the Dead.
• Doctor Who - The "re booted" franchise rather than the original however.

Favorite MoviesEdit

• Death Becomes Her
• Ginger Snaps - My favorite movie of all.
• Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
• Ginger Snaps: Back
• Gia
• Hot Fuzz - The second movie from Simon Pegg. Better than Shaun of the Dead in my opinion.
• Inception
• Inglourious Basterds
• Interview with the Vampire - I also love the books by Anne Rich, the first 3 more than the rest, they get a little off after that.
• Kick-Ass!
• Kill Bill (Vol.1 and 2)
• Salt
• Thank You for Smoking
• Wanted I also enjoyed the game sequel. Much better than most movie related games.
• A Nightmare on Elm Street All the movies, the first and last in particular though.
• The Nightmare Before Christmas

Favorite GamesEdit

• Fallout - 1,2,3 and New Vegas are my some of my favorite games of all time.
• Mass Effect - All 3 games are awesome. Truly amazing games, possibly the best this gen. But yes, the endings of #3 were HORRIBLE!
• Half Life 1,2 and it's episodes. They need to hurry up with 3! (IF Valve can learn to count that high)
• Portal
• Portal 2 - Brilliant game, but didn't quite meet the first game's standards imo.
• Bioshock One of my favorite games of all time. Not so much the second game, which was sub par at best.
• Oblivion A true classic.
• Skyrim Just as good as Oblivion, if not better, probably better lol.
• Batman: Arkham Asylum An amazing game, truly does justice to the Batman name.
• Batman: Arkham City Just as amazing as Asylum, but I'm hard pressed to choose which I found better.
• Assassin's Creed Series Every Assassin's Creed game kicks ass, the main story is so intriguing.
• Saint's Row Brilliant game, GTA but without the whole "we're so serious and better than other games" shtick.
• Saint's Row 2 Improved quite a bit on the original.
• Saint's Row the Third A great, fun game in the same vein as it's predecesors however it definately isn't as good as #2. Not least because of how short it is.
• Infamous
• Infamous 2 just as awesome, if not better than the original.
• Hitman Series I love the Hitman series, and since quitting World of Warcraft it's pretty much the only game series I still prefer on the PC. I do game on the PC, just rarely these days.

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