"Swipe, Fuck, Leave" is the second episode of Season 7 of Shameless. It aired on October 9th, 2016 on Showtime. It attracted 1.11 million viewers.


Fiona informs Chad, the owner of Patsy's over her desire to resign from her job and returning as a waitress, however she is informed about the restaurant's financial state and recommends her to hire her own staff; she fires the current waitresses and hires three young women including one who introduces her to dating via social media. Frank hires demolition workers to help construct walls around the Gallagher house leaving the rest of the family scattered by sleeping in the living room. Kev becomes quite comfortable with his polygamous relationship, however when left the task of cleaning the house and shenanigans with the kids, he ends up being scolded by V and Svetlana; the failed job of a 'maid' inspires Kev with the idea of a real topless maid service to the women. Ian avoids Caleb and questions his actions and sexuality including his own. Lip starts a new job as a intern while continuing to deal with his alcohol problems. Debbie fully starts a toddler merchandise scam. Carl continues to struggle with erectile dysfunction. At the end, the Gallaghers demolish walls in their house.